It Still Counts As Woodworking, Dammit

I'm part of Rustoleums Creator's Studio.  A recent challenge consisted of volunteering to test some Testor's products in a Valentine's Day themed craft.  Above is my humble submission:  The Love Train wine holder.

The assembly was done out of the scrap bin using pocket screws and dowels.  I won't go into more detail as the picture should answer most questions.

I'm now going to chew down a large tree with my teeth and then change the oil outside in the snow wearing only swimming trunks.